
This annual Cub Scout contest is a harbinger of spring, embodying perhaps the essence of the season. Founded in 1953 as a response by a Cubmaster in Manhattan Beach, California, to his son being too young to participate in the Soap Box Derby, the Pinewood Derby has grown to an institution. Generations of boys have fashioned – by way of carving, cutting, grinding, sanding, whittling, drilling, and sawing – with or without the aide or supervision of a parent, these wheeled, gravity propelled cars. Hand tools, and coping saws are carefully familiarized. A newly acquired pocketknife may now take on context, as it peels a shaving from the solid pine block. Sanding and careful painting and shellacking will commence. A sticker from a favorite toy or item may be painstakingly grafted on.

The kit: one seven inch block of pinewood, uncarved, with brads and wheels. To be planned and built. Possibilities extrapolate into an imaginative universe of artistry, personal preference, and nearly unbridled creativity, only to attenuate within the unforgiving realm of physics. The wheels may be lubricated with a graphite based lubricant. Wheels may be scuffed and shorn to afford some abrasion, or illusion of abrasion, to grab or not grab the track. Lead weights, or screw slugs may be added to holes bored in the body of the vehicle, or bundles of washers haphazardly duck taped to the top of the car on race day to a maximum of five ounces. Inertia – that axiom of movement and rest – becomes the chimera to be chased, as cars hiss down the track. This lesson is often learned, as ornate paint jobs are plastered over with an onsite addition of washers and other ballast. The blunt reality of function superseding form is rarely a pleasant revelation. Last minute adjustments become teachable moments: intrinsically in line with the spirit of the event.

The track itself, a sloped flume of isolated lanes guides these gravity bourne cars in heats. Pack champions are crowned. Trophies are given for speed, and sometimes for design. Winners advance to district, and then council championships.